Hey, I'm glad you're here

Hi. I'm a person on the internet who made a website that asks you for crypto.

That's it. That's the whole pitch.

I'm not selling you anything. I'm not offering a service, a product, an NFT, or a dream. There's no whitepaper or roadmap. There's no utility. This is the opposite of utility.

I just figured: people ask for money for all kinds of reasons, most of them dressed up as something more important than "I want money." I'm skipping the dress-up part.

Here's what I can tell you about where your crypto might go. My kids might get a present they didn't need. I might buy some Pokemon cards or a bottle of whisky. My wife might get a gift that makes up for the Pokemon cards. Or it just sits in a wallet and I stare at it feeling vaguely accomplished.

I have no idea which of these happens. You have no idea either. That's the beauty of it.

If you send me crypto, thank you. You owe me nothing back, and I owe you nothing back. That's not a loophole, that's the entire business model.

If you don't send me crypto, also thank you. You found this website, read this far, and gave me a few seconds of your attention. That's worth something too, just not something I can spend at a Pokemon card shop.

Wallet addresses below. No pressure.